Tuesday, 2 July 2013

Interview Q's

Interviewer: There are 500 bricks on a plane. You drop one outside. How many are left?

Applicant: That's easy, 499

Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deerinto the fridge?

Applicant: Open the fridge. Take the elephant out.Put the deer in. Close the fridge.

Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all the animals are there except one, why?

Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.

Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?

Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.

Interviewer: Last question. In the end the old ladystill died, Why?

Applicant: Err....I guess she drowned?

Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick.

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